I love Glaswegian George Carlin.

werewolf. You’re in one of the most beautiful places on Earth, the stars are shining in the sky, the sand is burning your knees. You’re telling yourself ‘It’s not gay if I don’t push back!’ And the intensity of your love-making almost feels as if the dynamic power of his penis moving inside your body, is what powers the light of the stars themselves. You gotta leave that behind, and go back to your semi-detached house, and finger your wife on a deer-faced sofa.”

—Frankie Boyle