This is my own little place! Do you see this glory?! I made this! And no one on Twitter can say that! Hmhmhm!

Twitter lacks bananas 2020.06.25

So, I’ve made the late decision to make a landing page for my totally NSFW porn site because… I feel bad for people browsing Neocities not seeing the tags on my site! Whoopsie!

Banana flowers are pretty. They look like doggy penises. They’re edible too, but you have to soak them in citrus or vinegar water to get rid of the bitterness. No, they don’t taste like bananas. They’re more like artichokes, which is just fine.

I don’t know how much I’ll write for this site, but making it has been very fun. ♥ I’ve been telling myself, “You need to draw flowers more!” I used to sketch a lot of flowers at work, when it wasn’t busy. Now we’re busy all the time. I don’t want to go back to work. Especially after they’ve laid off so many

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